Saturday, July 15, 2006

Old, smelly, bad teeth, french guys..

can lick my balls!!!!
So, I'm in the 2k wsop event and i have around 5k in chips when I bluff the smelly french guy we'll from now on call "stinky" w/ 8 high and he shows me QQ and folds....3 hands later I get KK and he raises under the gun to 600 i reraise to 2k and he thinks for awhile and says "you going to crack my QQ again?" and calls....Flop comes a84 and he insta-pushes all in...Now, I want to take my time and talk to him and figure out if he has an Ace or if he is making a move on me w/ weaker holding..I ask him "did you just stop and go me w/ qq? jj maybe?" he kinda shrugs and ignores me, when the guy next to him says "dealer..can we get a clock?" I shoot outta my seat and say "are you Fu$^ing kidding me? its been 20 seconds? why would you call a clock?" and he says "um, dealer that was an F-bomb dont forget the 10 min penalty" So, i'm freaking outat this point as I would like some time to get stinky to talk and put him on a hand..so to end this stupid story, I am on major tilt and call as i'd have to sit out my penalty anyways, he flips up a10 and i'm out.... I really hope I meet up w/ clock boy down the road as hes begging to wash the windows on my new beamer and I flick my wiper switch and hit him in the face w/ the windshield fluid
F bowties

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